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Whizzyfinger Twitter Updates for 2010-02-26

  • Watched the #Villa match on live streaming from the FA website..onto a 40" LCD tv….Quality was very very good..Well done the FA. #
  • Good Morning. For your information I do not have a headache. #
  • Bruco Strong Eagle Eastwood…with a name like that you know that adding guns to the mix is going to end in disaster… http://bit.ly/cyngbg #
  • Ha Ha Priests…gotta love em….unless your an altar boy of course …http://bit.ly/9NiXtj #
  • Citrix…..What worked yesterday had broke today…..Did we high five each other too early? #

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Whizzyfinger Twitter Updates for 2010-02-25

  • School run this morning, will mean traffic is twice as worse getting in…..should be at work sometime in March. #
  • I have just been stopped on the M5 by the Police due to 2 stickers on my boot of Mock Bullet holes…must be a quiet morning for them #fb #
  • I am tempted to joke about the body in the boot, but I won't, not after that bloke made comments about Robin Hood airport….To Risky #
  • Take a snot soaked tissue and ask them how they want it recyled. RT @Haggis01 . bins have been confiscated.. We now have to recycle.. #
  • Keep hearing sirens outside the office…LOOK,I'VE REMOVED THE STICKERS OK ? #
  • Gammon, Gammon….mmmmhhhh….I could never be a vegetarian whilst the humble piggy provides so much tasty food. #

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Police stop


I was stopped by a marked police car on the M5-M6 slip road this morning.
I was quite aware that that I hadn’t done anything wrong or untoward so I wondered if it was because I had a faulty light or something.

There was no hard shoulder, due to roadworks, so I had no choice but to stop in a moving lane.
I remained in the car for safetys sake and an officer approached my passenger window.

He asked for a driving licence or ID, I had both and offered my driving licence which he took back to the police vehicle to check.
Imagine my surprise when he returned and claimed that the reason for the stop was due to having ‘Bullet Holes’ in the back of the car.

“You mean those stickers on my tailgate” I remarked, “the ones that belonged to my son, which were put on as a joke”

“Yes, You need to remove them because you will be stopped again with those on”

“OK, officer. I’m off the motorway shortly. I’ll remove them”

He thanked me and gave some advice on rejoining the traffic and I went on my way.
I have since removed the stickers, mainly because I want an easy life and don’t want the hassle.

It must have been a very quiet morning on the motorway.

For Reference, these are the kind of stickers that so easily fooled West Midlands Police.

They would probably have come off at the next wash anyway,they are not durable and they were only put on as a short term joke.
I try and fully support the Police, so lets just say I can see the funny side…

Good job I didn’t have one of these or they might have had the firearms squad in….

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Whizzyfinger Twitter Updates for 2010-02-24

  • 50 million tweets a day are now being sent….mostly saying "good morning" or " I have a headache"….. #
  • .Broadband Tax to fund rural internet access?…I suggest a tax on all country folk so that I can have better views from my front windows… #
  • The 'Alex' PC for the over 50's… "Google's Chrome OS with a Fisher-Price makeover."…….TechRadar. #
  • Why can't suppliers read orders correctly and just deliver what was requested instead of just what they feel like sending…Twonks !! #
  • Ha Ha..just watched the You Tube Video on Facebook…'Disco'…Fantastic!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MniRndBkCU #

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Whizzyfinger Twitter Updates for 2010-02-20

  • nothing remotely interesting has happened today at all…#Dull #
  • I hate rude ignorant people who just ignore you. There is one here @work who never responds to hello, Hi or anything when I speak to him. #
  • If you sign up for an email newsletter then it's NOT spam..You opted in..you gave them the details..somebody tell an unamed executive that. #
  • I had look at the website of Tourettes Action today……What a bunch of twatting bollock head cock arses they are ! #

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