• School run this morning, will mean traffic is twice as worse getting in…..should be at work sometime in March. #
• I have just been stopped on the M5 by the Police due to 2 stickers on my boot of Mock Bullet holes…must be a quiet morning for them #fb #
• I am tempted to joke about the body in the boot, but I won't, not after that bloke made comments about Robin Hood airport….To Risky #
• Take a snot soaked tissue and ask them how they want it recyled. RT @Haggis01 . bins have been confiscated.. We now have to recycle.. #
• Keep hearing sirens outside the office…LOOK,I'VE REMOVED THE STICKERS OK ? #
• Gammon, Gammon….mmmmhhhh….I could never be a vegetarian whilst the humble piggy provides so much tasty food. #

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