• Nice cup of tea, Scones, Jam & clotted cream……What ?…oh hang on…. the vicar is at the door. #
• Delivery Company DPD = Rubbish #
• Job Title of the Day: "Thinking Engineer" #
• Thank you Screwfix..there is snow on my roof but you still think I should put a new TV aerial up… #
• 116 emails and actually nothing of any importance whatsoever… #
• Snow all over the car…Arse….!! #

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