• It takes a lot to beat -" God Damn this Electric Sex Pants"…but – " I Came here to Drink Milk & Kick Arse….." – is a winner! #
• IT Crowd + Sky Plus = Result #fb #
• I would just like to make it clear to all those who follow me. I AM NOT A WINDOW CLEANER. Thankyou. #fb #
• Good morning. Love it when it's is warm & sunny on a weekend morning. Everyone have a great day…. that's an order! #
• Not sure who I prefer to win here. Arrogant #Ger or Sneaky #Arg .. Think I might support the Ref.. #worldcup #
• Not a classic so far. #Arg have been disappointing… Messi even more so. They need to keep their cool thou. #
• Schweinsteiger showing Messi how it should be done. #Arg #Ger #Worldcup #
• Have to troop to Walsall for a 60th Birthday party……..#100thingsIwouldratherdo #
• Good Grief I am bored…Food shit…drink selection shit…wanna go home. #
• Twitter folk, can i have updates please….not near a tv. #worldcup #
• Twitter has proved shite for #worldcup updates tonight. 606 & @Talksport were poor behond belief. #

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