• God…GMTV is so braindead…… #
• In celebration of British Pie week…i am going to cook a Steak & Ale pie tonight…..nom…dribble…#fb #
• List of local consultants of my doctors wall….West Midlands Hospital…Consultant Dermatology & Skin Cancer is……Dr Tan ! #
• Also…I have not having a heart attack apparently……it's muscular….. #
• Sky Television have just called me..and then hung up on me because I explained I was stuggling with the guy's accent..Sky? Customer service? #
• it affects my grammar cortex as well… RT @whizzyfinger: Also…I have not having a heart attack apparently……it's muscular….. #

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